Saturday, May 8, 2010

Don't Run Over Me

And I won't make scary faces at you.

Here's what happened.

I set out on this morning's 9 mile walk. We got a cold front, so it was all windy and dramatic and cool. This was nice because the bikers don't so much like windy and cold so I could stomp in the bike lane unmolested. Much easier on the old knees than the sidewalk.

Anyway, a WIDE assortment of texting/drunk/applying-mascara/possibly-English-or otherwise-unfamiliar-with-our-driving-customs drivers attempted to kill me this morning by swerving around in and out of the bike lane. This is why I walk facing traffic. Sometimes I actually carry small rocks and things I can throw at cars whose drivers are occupied playing Words with Friends instead of watching the road.

So in the home stretch, a little less than a mile from the house, your understandably tired author sees an SUV make a quick little dart towards her.

Having had enough for the day, I quickly made this crazy combination gang sign/scary face/less than ladylike gesture.

Only to discover it was my friend Sam.

HA!!! Hilarious emails ensued. He said he actually died and came back to life from the scary look.

That'll show him. :)

I made this card for today's Inspiration Challenge. The inspiration site is soooo beautiful! I chose this coffee cup ensemble for my inspiration.

Stamps: Fabulous Flowers, Woodgrain, Spring Solitude Ink: Pacific Point, Basic Black
Paper: Whisper White Accessories: Black marker, ribbon (All Supplies Stampin' Up!)

What are you using for inspiration today?

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8 comments:

  1. Ha ha - that's funny!

    Gorgeous card. I adore it!

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  2. Cheshire KittenMay 8, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Your cards are so pretty, Lydia. I'm proud to have received one.

    Cheshire Kitten

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  3. *Has a hard time imagining Blue giving anyone evil signs and cussing....*
    My inspiration today was your little lizzard watcher.
    Your cards are always lovely!

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  4. MMMmmm, this card is so pretty, I love the blue flower!

    Hugs,

    Lisa Atha

    P.S. What have you been up to, miss hearing from ya!

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  5. So I went to the site and ended up on this page...
    http://www.huset-shop.com/kids-eat-c-65_90.html
    why are they choking the eyeballs out of those poor kids with mini bibs..that's all I want to know
    Thank you..LOL

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  6. HA! Funny story!

    LOVE the card. I am soooo happy PP is coming back!

    I went to the site, too, and this one skeered me (and I'm not a baby, most days): http://www.huset-shop.com/barbouille-painter-plate-p-14.html

    WV: swerr
    Two-fer--> Don't swerr into my lane or I'll swerr at ya!

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  7. Thanks-you helped me start this morning with a laugh out loud.

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  8. I am glad your friend didn't actually run you over.LOL

    Your card looks beautiful! Hugs and smiles

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